Kolerin: UNDERGROUND

(I'm pretty sure ether is instant death, so... Yeah. XP)

(Yeah I'm pretty sure if my vehicles tire just barely nicks a lava flow that's laping at the shoreline doesn't constitute instant death.)

(Ah, I see. XP)

Okay in fairness I tried jumping a lava gorge...and I almost made it too! The only part that hit lava was my driver's side rear tire. XP )

(Good job. XD 10/10.)

XDDDDDD)

(o3o')

(Jesus. 8 hours into ME1 and I've barely done any plot missions...XP The grind is real!)

(Wow... XD)

I could've probably beaten the story by now...the last boss fight would've been infuriatingly difficult but I could do it.

Not this time though. Oh no. Saren...I'm going to one-shot you by the time I make it that far. XD)

(Welp, fuck them, apparently. XD)

Apparently XP)

(When you finally get to the final boss, just fuck them up. XD)

Yush! >w< All of the fucking them up! XD Im not okay...)

(XD)

So get this. According to my co-workers, ISIS has threatened to attack The Vatacin. I dare them to. Hear me out here. The Vatican is surrounded by all of Italy of which most are Catholic. Then you've got France and Spain, whos Catholics go on Pilgrimage to The Vatican all the time. The Vatacin isnt just some religious city. Its 1 its own country and 2 a damned fortress, guarded by guards that may look straight out of Medievil Europe but are in fact known as the Swiss Guard...and they are qualified Spec Ops. Badasses. As in equal to the Green Berets the SAS and the Spetsnaz just to name a few. And if you somehow manage an attack on that place without them murdering you first, you've just attacked not only some of the most beautiful Renaissance architecture in the world but also the house of the Pope. All of Europe will cry for war and not just any war itll be a Holy War. A Crusade. In other words. Damn the Rules of Engagement, damn the Law of Armed Conflict and damn the Geneva Conventions. You, your friends and your family will die. Syria Iraq Iran all of the Middle East will become a wastelands. ISIS will have its fate sealed...and all of the US troop can come home so there is one plus to it.

Again I dare you to go for it ISIS...Europe will wipe your whole culture out of existance.)

(Well... There you have it, folks. The power of religion. May I just add that Pope Francis is like, the closest any Pope really has been to really be like Jesus. Just saying.)

Pope Francis is cool as shit. But if ISIS pulls this off, he might turn the other cheek but the rest of the Catholic Church will wage a Holy War on the Middle East and raze it to the ground.)

(Honestly, I kind of don't think they have the guts to do it. But I REALLY don't know that much about what's going on, so... Yeah.)

I hope they do honestly. The result means that my brothers and sisters in arms will come home from the Middle East and be replaced by Crusaders. XP)

(Okay, case in point.

Anyway, this is kind of unrelated, but I had a Dance Thought. I TOTALLY imagine it being a thing between Roxy and Jonah where if either of them would get someone's number if they were serving, it would later turn into a drinking game at the end of the day. I don't think it would happen in canon, but I really just can't unsee it.

Roxy: XP I'm cute and pretty much everyone knows it.

Yeah, pretty much. XD)

So whats the condition? Every time either gets someone's number they take a drink?

Jonah: I'd play. Any excuse to drink and be merry is okay with me.

So your in the drunk do? *eyebrow wiggle*

Jonah: .////." )

(Like after the restaurant is closed, they get together and see who has more. Then they take shots. XP

Roxy: e3e... *nudges Jonah*)

Jonah:e//u//e You're on, Roxy *hugs her*

Also the Mewtwo DLC dropped in the US. I have him. Honestly Blueh I think you'd really like him. He's got almost Ike's power but he's floaty like Palutena...and his Final is a one hit kill if your target has more than 60% damage, 30% if the ratio is 2.0, I'm not sure if he'll end up being my new main but he's definitely going to be one of my go-to characters.)

(Roxy: I'll beat your ass. eue

*shrug* I dunno. Maybe. I'll think about it.)