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I can't read what he's saying...

Lance: I guess you could say I'm bismuth. 

Tina: But you're n-- 

Lance: --I'm bi. 

Tina: ...

XD Damn it Lance

Lance: ouo

Tina: ...I'm going to fucking kill you.

Viola: Listen to me Tina. I deal with this guy everyday. If anything, I'm the one who kills him.

Tina: ...True.

Lance ~o3o~

Tina: ...I still hate you Lance.

TFW when you're drawing Roxy and realize she looks really fucking cute with short hair.

So that's what happened. I'm really feeling it now. Once Roxy and Jonah settle in Evenstell, she'll cut it short to start over for herself, one, and for practical reasons in making Jonah's restaurant, two.

Jonah: *pets Roxy's hair* o3o

I think he likes it. Also that stance... *whistles* Do NOT fuck with Roxy.

Roxy: ^u^ 

Ain't she cute? X3

Yes she is.

Roxy: I know. :3c

Jonah: *absentmindedly pets her hair* >u<

Someone approves this...and I agree with them.

Lance: *crosses arm*

Somone else is jealous.

Lance: Am not! >8[

Roxy: *finger guns at Lance*

Alpha: That was a blatant lie.

Roxy: *even more finger guns*

Lance: >8[ *knows there's nothing he can do about this* FFFFFFFFFFF

Jonah: XD

Lance, you have Viola! What are you saying, man?! *slaps him*

Lance: *is knocked out by Chirpy slap* xnx

Jonah: Holy shit... *stands over Lance*

Lance: *slowly comes to* ...?

Jonah: YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

*stares at my hand* ... WHAT KIND OF MAGIC IS THIS?! AM I ROY NOW?! OAO

THE OT4!!!!!!! 

Roy: ._.'

Doubt it. Lance has a glass jaw.

Lance: *slowly stands* It was either take the hit and look like a wimp or not take the hit by making my face steel and look like an asshole... catch 22.

I tried reading that book... I couldn't. o7o' But Major Major Major Major was my favourite. 

Roxy: *slow clap*

There's a book called Catch 22?

QUICK! -- Someone start listing gag ships that you might actually like! It's for something important!

Or just couples you want to see random babies for!

I'M MAKING RANDOMIZED SHIP CHILDREN.

(Ages in parentheses, also randomized.)

--- Lance X Viola (Kuroneko babies!)

- Draco Jeremiah [8] - A male fox kit with grey fur, magenta hair, and pale lavender-grey eyes. The tip of his tail is slate blue, and he has a white blaze up his muzzle.

- Astrea Lynelle (7) - A female fox kit with grey fur, black hair, and dark blue eyes, looking almost exactly like her father. However, her tail-tip and the insides of her ears are white.

- Silas Mitchell (3) - A male fox kit with grey fur, blueish-grey hair, and dark pink eyes. His tail and hands are white, and he has a slate blue tail-tip.

- Valkyrie Violetta (1) - A female fox kit with dark blueish-grey fur, the only one with her mother's fur color, and lighter blueish-grey hair, along with dark pink eyes. She has a white muzzle and blaze up her face, as well as a white tail-tip, and insides of her ears. She has a few white speckles under her eyes, and the tips of her ears are black.


--- Pipase Babies (new designs because I didn't like the old ones anymore)


- Shelby Joyce (13) - A puppy with bronze-brown fur and bright green eyes. Her hair is mostly white, with cream and brown streaks in it, while her muzzle and chest both have some white coloring as well, including a cute little strip on her muzzle. Her tail is curly like her father's, with slightly denser, longer fur.

- Hailey Grace (11) - A puppy with tawny fur and green eyes. Her hair is brown, but has streaks of creamy blonde, and she has the same cream muzzle and chest markings that her father has. Her tail is straight like her mother's, but the fur isn't poofy.

Ye bro. I tried reading it for English but I wasn't getting the military humour... I think you would like it, though. And yes, there is seriously someone called Major Major Major Major. 

BABIES!!! O7O