KOLERIN HIGH SCHOOL

Chirpingsong wrote:

(... Seriously spent too much time laughing at this... XDDDD [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] )

What a great way to start my Saturday morning XDDDD )

(Isabelle is great, okay? She sent me cake for Valentine's Day. And she pretty much deals with everything. I LOVE ISABELLE DAMMIT.)

(I'm replaying Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, and I forgot about this one French guy... His name is Dupree, and he always tries to sweet-talk Goombella... XD I'm crying. And he calls her cabbage. Why.)

(I've been working on a project for Careers for a while, and the more that I do it, the more I want to just hide under my bed for the next five to ten years... o3o" Or ever. It's mostly because the whole project is about your 'action plan' for what you're going to do in the future, and you have to describe two jobs in it, and then do a reflection paper about it. It's just making me more and more uncertain about what I'm going to do, even though it's giving me sort of an idea for what I could do.)

(You aren't the only one. I'm in college and lately I have no idea what I'm doing with my life...)

Oh geez. Apparently the best way to attract attention in Hot Topic is to wear a hat they dont sell XD)

(*hugs* I'm sorry to hear that... But I know the feeling.)

(^^'''')

Chirpingsong wrote:

(You aren't the only one. I'm in college and lately I have no idea what I'm doing with my life...)

;n; )

(I think I would like to take Cave Johnson's offer now and burn down Life's house with combustible lemons.)

(Life isn't being entirely mean to me right now, but just... confusing. I'd rather sit and write/draw in my own little world than deal with the real one right now. ^^"

And dammit my brain just like died while trying to think of posts to RPs...)

(I guess... I would like to draw or something, but I just can't bring myself to right now... And instead, I've just been reading some things about Portal 2, and how it's actually legit that you can basically fuck yourself up if you inhale lunar regolith, like how Cave Johnson did.

It's okay. ^^' Take your time thinking of what to post.)

*gives Blueh combustable lemons* ouo?

And Chirpy Im in your neck of the woods with some buddies. Ever hear of Tilted Kilt? )

(*grabs them all and dumps them on Joel* YOU PIECE OF SHIT ENJOY COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS

I'm sorry, but he made it into the student handbook, and whenever I turn to that page by accident, a feeling of disgust just washes over me. I can't even look at his face without wanting to throw him out a goddamn window.)

Oh my...)

(The only good thing out of it I guess was the fact that I didn't cry once when he was up in my shit and being a fucking douche? Like, not at all, so yay?)

(*makes lemonade with the combustible lemons* Hehe... SPICY LEMONADE.

Shay: *drinks lemonade* .... It doesn't taste sp-- *spontaneously bursts into flames* AAAAHHHH!)

(Hey, there actually have been cases of random human combustion... more of like an inside out candle. XD

Alpha: OMO??????)

(SPICEY LEMONS, THOUGH, BLUEH!

Hehe, my little brother Joshua and I had a thing about spontaneous combustion. We would yell that, or pretend-yell it, while running in slow motion before making explosion sound effects. It was sort of an inside joke after one of our weird discussions that ended with the idea of a man running through a mall yelling, "Spontaneous combustion!" before suddenly bursting into flames.

Shay: FIRE! FIRE! *flails around in a panic*)

(BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING

Well, at least you know now that human combustion is actually a thing... And that's honestly funny and adorable. XD

Phillip: *sprays Shay with a fire extinguisher*)

(The funny thing is that we did that as teenagers. Not little kids. XD

Shay: *flops on the floor, covered in foam*)

(Wow... XD

Phillip: o~o??? Are you okay????

Alpha: OAO *rushes over* ;A; )

(Yup. XD

Shay: Bleach suddenly isn't a big deal... xAx ...)

(Phillip: ._."... *just kind of leaves*

Alpha: Are you okay?! ;A;????)

(By the way, are you busy?)