-Kolerin Character Directory-

(And she's like "??????")

Farzana: I think your brother is convinced enough, EJ. But Mr. Isaac, I would prefer it just be us, yes? You seem to be a source of... exasperation, for him.

Roy: Mmn... It sounds like a plan.

(Dear Farzana, Isaac is a ladies' man... XDDD)

Isaac: Of course, I expected it to be private. If we could make regular appointments, that would be nice. And since he is a minor, I do expect to be in the loop to some degree, especially if he starts thinking... *whispers* bad thoughts.

EJ: "Exasperation" is putting it nicely... *gives his brother a pointed look* And I can hear you!

Isaac: *holds his hands up* Alright, alright, keep your fur on...

Laura: *tries not to laugh, but finds this slightly comical* You can tell they've been apart for the past nine years. Neither seems to know what to do with the other.

Justice: *watches Farzana's methods in horror* o.e''

Calm down Justice, it's just a little.... out there. XD

(Farzana: ...(´･_･`) )

Farzana: Thank you, Isaac... But I can take care of him now. And for keeping in the loop, even though Elliot is a minor, I still need to ask his consent.

Roy: Yeah... It would be funny if it wasn't also upsetting...

Sorry Justice... ouo' She's a little... Quirky, is all.

Justice: Quirky is fine... This isn't about being quirky. ene''

Isaac: Alright, I guess I'll leave you two be then and -- *sees Justice and stops* Hellooooo gorgeous... *slides over to her* Hi there. *charming grin*

EJ: *facepalm*

(ISAAC UNLEASHED! NOOOO! XDDD)

Well, she will use other techniques, too, but also her powers.

Farzana: .-.'

EJ: *looks up at Farzana* Here you see my pain. Illustration 1A. *grandly sweeps one arm in the direction of his brother* We've only been together for a few months now but he's both trying to play dad and do his usual dumb stuff like this.

Farzana: ...Seems he has attachment issues. Can't hold onto one person for a long time, so he flirts with whoever's in his sight. Also shows his lack of full maturity, I think.

EJ: ... I think I like you. *holds one bandaged hand out to her* I accept you as my therapist. I'm Elliot, but I go by EJ.

Farzana: *smiles a little* Thank you, EJ. I appreciate it. How about we get started, while my associate, um, tends to your brother?

EJ: If you think she can handle him. He's kind of a nutjob. *humorous smile of his own* And he thinks I need help.

Chirpingsong wrote:

Isaac: Alright, I guess I'll leave you two be then and -- *sees Justice and stops* Hellooooo gorgeous... *slides over to her* Hi there. *charming grin*

EJ: *facepalm*

(ISAAC UNLEASHED! NOOOO! XDDD)

OH DEAR GOD XDDD

Justice: Hello. *looks him over* You look like a handful. *smirks*

Isaac: Me? I just consider myself energetic, is all. *still flirtatiously smiling at her* And very intrigued by the lovely woman in front of me -- educated and beautiful? A treasure to behold, indeed. What would your name be, sweetheart?

(He does date, but has never actually had a long relationship. Just a few dates, maybe some "extracurricular activities," someone to have fun with but not actually devote to. XD Maybe he will learn to get better... maybe not. XD)

Well at least he isn't a slimeball about it. Since he's so respectful(at least at first glance lol)I imagine he is capable of it but honestly... XD who the hell knows??)

Justice: *totally was expecting some lame pickup line* o.o' *mindblanks at first* .....I'm Justice. And you, Mr. Charming?

Alibee: *pouting in a corner* That's not fair!! WHY DON'T I GET MALE ATTENTION??? *facedesk* MOOOOMMM

Carol: Lose the crazy hair and dog collar thing. That's weird.

Alibee: MOM IT'S CALLED A FUCKING CHOKER ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID MOOOOM???

Carol: Why do my children have such emotional teenage years....

Anna: I think I would want emotional teenage years over... War.

I guess she's BEEing really stubborn about it. :3c

Anna: ...

Alibee: MOM YOU GAVE ME A STUPID NAME PEOPLE ARE MAKING FUN OF ME

Carol: *Watches Libby put on a gaudy hair bow*  ...I'm sure it's just a phase though. Justice pulled out of it eventually.


Alibee: IT'S NOT A PHASE, MOM >8( IT'S WHO I AM


Justice: Christ... Even I wasn't this bad though. o.o

Alibee: You used to be cool! Now you're boring like mom! *throws curling iron*

That name... XD I'm surprised there isn't one named "Courtney." Courtney. XD

Chase: ... *had no idea Justice had a spastic younger sister* o.o"

*meanwhile totally not writing more stories* o3o" ... *especially not an AU Sil was excited about* ... ovo" *totally not enjoying this way too much*

Carol: I'm not very into puns. Libby's name was a bit of a mistake, i'll admit... But we all just call her Libby so it's fine.

Alibee: IT'S NOT FUCKING FINE MOM WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOOOOOOOUU

Carol: *dodges hairbrush* 

Justice: o_____________e''

And if there was a son, he could be named Lawson! XD Okay, I'm done now.

Sasha: Damn, that kid's worst than me. Little punk.

Chase: Be nice...

Sasha: Or what? The little spazz will throw a fit? I'll teach the kid how a real woman wins a fight.

Chase: No, you won't, because that is assault.

Sasha: I think her mom would thank me. *innocent smile* There's nothing wrong with being a little heavy-handed with discipline.

Okay who in their right mind names their kid Lawson. FUCKING LAWSON.

Roy: She's just salty because Lawson 'Larry' Underwood died.

*muffled screaming*

Okay... I'm actually kind of mad Carol didn't go Courtney. Seriously. You had the opportunity. Or I dunno, a pun on prosecutor or something.

Oh my god. XD NOOOHH

Justice: ...As much as she probably needs it, it's not a good idea. O.o

Carol: EXCUSE ME? You'll do no such thing!  Don't you dare threaten my daughter! 

Alibee: Moomm that's woman is fucking crazy make her get arrested! *puts on more mascara* She's so jealous, it's like, bad.

Blueleaf wrote:

Okay who in their right mind names their kid Lawson. FUCKING LAWSON.

Roy: She's just salty because Lawson 'Larry' Underwood died.

*muffled screaming*

Okay... I'm actually kind of mad Carol didn't go Courtney. Seriously. You had the opportunity. Or I dunno, a pun on prosecutor or something.

Carol: I'm not giving my kids 'pun' names. That's just wrong.

Alibee: God, MOM, Courtney is so much better then fucking 'Alibee'.

Carol: .______.

I mean, Libby's a cute nickname, but I vote for Courtney. XP

And Justice just is, huh?