TKF: Revelations

(I was on omegle, it's a website you talk to strangers on. Never heard of it? xD its pretty popular. I'm not going back there again though o.o

(Yeah, don't do things like that... I don't. XD I avoid social media, generally.)

(It's fun though. To me, at least... Especially when i'm with friends and we go on omegle. Like dying laughing as we nope through the many fapping old men. Just like, frantically trying to cover the screen but by mistake just completely smack your laptop across the room and then THE VIDEO IS STILL UP AND YOU'RE LIKE SHIT, SEND HELP OMG SHUT IT OFF SHUT IT OFF XDDDD BUT IT's LIKE HALFWAY ACROSS THE ROOM SO YOU IS LIKE OMG WHAT IS LIFE.)

(But yeah doing it alone is just kinda traumatizing xDDD I'm never doing it without a friend with me again. BUT HONESTLY WE REALLY SHOULDN'T BE GOING ON THESE WEBSITES ANYWAY AND LOOKING AT NASTY VIRAL INTERNET THINGS JUST BECAUSE. LIKE LEMON PARTY AND TWO KIDS ONE SANDBOX LIKE MY YOUNG MIND HAS SEEN TOO MUCH. TOO MUCH. SEND HELP, SEND JESUS)

(... Okay then. *blinks*)

Chirpingsong wrote:

I avoid social media

Yeaaaaahhh that's probably a good thing. XD social media will taint your soul. but I mean really, internet in general will taint your soul. o_________O

le friend wants to watch black bible with me... which is literally just porn, so... o______e meeeehhhhggggg would rather not ono )

(... Cay. Honey. *grabs shoulders* As an adult to a teenager, please make friends who are total goody-two-shoes. XD)

(Ew, but goody-two-shoes are no fun. xDDD I like to have fun. I was playing sims with a former goody-two-shoe friend of mine, and it was so boring because she was playing it how she was probably supposed to play it. I wanted to name a kid Wet Wang and she was like NO THATS NASTEH HIS NAME GONNA BE ROBERT AND HE GONNA GO TO COLLEGE AND MARRY A NICE WOMAN. I'm like WHY CANT HE JUST IMPREGNATE THE WHOLE TOWN?

flip forward a few years and me and another friend are playing a different game, I go get a drink of water and when I come back she named our character Sir Buttpluggington and gave him orange skin and huge neon pink lips and emo hair. It was great. o3o )

(...I was looking up dog background for my character's blog and I saw a dick. TWICE. LOOKING FOR DOGS.)

(GOD DAMN. DICKS ARE EVERYWHERE. XDDD

(Oh my god... You reminded me of when I went on a website looking for an equation and there was a gif on the website of a dick shooting out m&ms... TnT NOOOO *sob* WHO PUTS CANDY IN THEIR DICK LIKE SERIOUSLY IT LOOKED SO PAINFUL)

(...)

(same. xDDD)

(also I'm getting a kitten tomorrow =o SO PUMPED)

(probably a kitten, anyway... I guess it could be a senior kitty, they deserve luvs too. Not really sure yet, just gonna go in and pick one out.

(Kittyyyyyy...)

LOOKIE ERMAHGERD HE'S ADORABLEEEE

(:000 Kitty!!!!!)

(My little sister got a cat recently and he's a royal douche. Then again he's also still a baby so...)

(KITTEHS I love bitchy cats. your sister's kitty sounds great. XD they're the best. My other kitty moon is like 12 years old and she's a dick and wants to fight everyone like 24/7. My friend had this cat that was TERRIBLE though. She kept sleeping in the goddamn litterbox and never cleaned herself. Also made a point to pee on her least favorite human's bed. That kitty went back to the shelter. XD )

(Aesthetic: 'symptoms of bleeding: more bleeding'.)

(Wut? XD)

(xD yet again, I'm not here when anyone else is!)

(My friend was looking up symptoms of blood loss because her OC purposely slit his wrist, and that's the first thing that came up.)